“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
“All Slytherins are evil”
*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*
I know people who actually still believe that
1 word people, one word to disprove this:
“Always”
(Source: jourdonnais)
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I’VE QUOTED THIS WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING
LITERALLY SAME OMG
This is important to see and understand for everyone. Please, if you see someone in a public restroom that you think might not belong there because they don’t look like you, don’t scream or yell at them, have some compassion and go about your business.
^^ 90% of trans* kids don’t feel safe at school, and one part of the problem is that they have no safe access to bathrooms. kids have been expelled for using the “wrong” bathroom, others are bullied or beat up, trans adults are chased out by security, harassed, and humiliated. something as simple as going to the bathroom becomes a daunting, scary, and even dangerous endeavor and its got to stop. we all deserve privacy, dignity, and safety in the restroom.
Did I already reblog this b/c its important
Reblogging for the second comment, not the picture.
(Source: allprideinside)
NECA Bioshock Infinite Sky-Hook Replica
Available for $79.99 from GameStop
“Can you imagine how much easier life would be with a Sky-Hook? Need a beverage — Sky-Hook. Gotta close the door — Sky-Hook. Want to move from one side of Columbia to the other or help disgraced Pinkerton agent Booker DeWitt save Elizabeth from being recaptured by Songbird — you guessed it — Sky-Hook.
It’s the only way to travel.
This life size 1:1 prop replica is exactly how the Sky-Hook would look in the real world. The Sky-Hook measures over 22″ in length and is nearly 11″ tall, it features motorized action that causes the gears and 3 hooks to spin when the trigger is squeezed
Details include supportive arm brace and highly detailed engravings as if this replica came directly from R.J. Pickwick Manufacturing. Authentic to in game model including all the screws, woodgrain, metal and leather textures. Highly detailed and game accurate.”
May I rip out bitches’ throats with it? Like, someone comes at me and I pull the Sky-Hook like “WHAT NOW, BITCH??”
I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.
Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”
Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.
Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.
You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.
i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man
the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge
thanks tumblr
Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.
If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.
PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN
I fucking love this website
I think we just found Dexter’s blog, guys.
Or if you have an available woodchipper, just put the body through that. Then find a place to cremate the body and put it in gardening soil. Why? Because some garden mulch has ASH as an ingredient. With what you have, you got bone meal, maybe some blood… Everything a healthy plant needs.
I’m just thinking of Cannibal’s short story from yesterday. Also my Chaos princesses.
(Souzou, why have you not been on Skype?)
Internet, you can get really scary sometimes
Cremating a body, however, takes extremely hot temperatures to make it into ash and creates a lot of black smoke. It’s a little too messy to do when you’re in a pinch and need to dispose of the body quickly.
Now if you’re going to go full on property damage and ensure all evidence that you had already taken care of by bleaching, fingerprinting, etc, then arson that up. What’s one more charge when you’ve already committed murder? But it would have to be something mundane that ignited the fire to begin with. The tricky thing would be making sure it got hot enough.
It’s funny because some people are just trying to jump on the bandwagon but you can really tell who knows their shit in this post and who doesn’t
(Source: actualadvicemallard)
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
“So, where’s your mom at?”
“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
Tolkien would be proud.
I AM PEEING MYSELF
lost it at enya
Quentin Tarantino a.k.a Queen of Sass in an interviewing promoting Kill Bill, 2003. (x)
watch your fav disney movies :’D (will be redirected after 10-15 seconds)
all my favorite old movies! hopefully they’ll get 2009-2012 soon :’)
brings back memories :)
All you motherfuckers better watch The Black Cauldron. My URL is just extra encouragement.
